A political party for the people the system forgot to count. Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.
We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos on the taxpayer’s salary slip, or rebrand corruption as “strategic spending.” We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went.
Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That’s it. That’s the mission. The rest is satire.
Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to read it.
We do not check religion, caste, or gender. We do, however, have four (4) standards.
By force, by choice, or by principle. We don’t ask.
Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral.
Minimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks.
As long as the content is sharp, honest, and points at something that actually matters.
Membership is free, lifelong, and revocable only by you.
No fees. No selfies with the leader. No “missed call to register.”
Want to join, volunteer, complain, or send a meme? Use the form. We read everything. We reply to most things.
| contact@cockroachjantaparty.org | |
| Press | contact@cockroachjantaparty.org |
| Headquarters | Wherever the wifi works. |
| Founder | Abhijeet DipkeFounder & Convenor |
Use the form below to reach the party. Our systems have been known to work on most Tuesdays.